Apologies to anyone I haven’t replied to in a while. I’ve been unwell & a little overwhelmed at the moment. I’m still here and I still care though ❤️
"I’m a simple woman, I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food."
Channeling Ron Swanson for life (via rainydaysandblankets)
"What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age."
Plath, Sylvia. The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath. (via wordsnquotes)
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.